It all started with the purple bandages. My old dirty grey bandages lost their Velcro closures so the syce would have to use tape to secure them to my legs. Sometimes the syce got lazy and wouldn't put them on me, so mommy bought me new purple ones. She told me she also ordered purple stirrups for me but they're not here yet.
Last week auntie Clara, who used to lease me, bought me some glittery purple bell boots because she says I over-reach and now there's a sore on the back of my left front hoof.
Today mommy showed up with a purple whip! She said she'd get me a purple namnah and maybe purple ear covers next. Oh my god who do they think I am? Their Barbie doll? I'm a boy with dignity for crying out loud!
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